The Splatter Bus Way
Listen. If you’re planning a wedding and still haven’t booked a mobile art bus that brings the joy, chaos, and colour directly to your guests… what are you even doing?
We’re not here to replace your florist, your cake baker, or that cousin who insists on DIYing everything—but we are here to add the magic that people will talk about forever.
👰 The Splatter Bus at Your Wedding
Weddings are about love. Connection. And bringing people together to celebrate something big, beautiful, and real. So… why not let your guests co-create a literal masterpiece with you?
Here’s what we bring to the party:
- 🎨 A collaborative guest canvas (yes, everyone adds to it!)
- 💃 A messy, joyful alternative to cocktail hour or dance floor breaks
- 👧 A kids’ splatter zone (because sticky kids are happy kids)
- 💌 Optional take-home splatter art favors
- 💍 A “Trash the Dress” session if you’re feeling bold
Whether you want us there during your reception or popping up at your backyard rehearsal BBQ, the Splatter Bus blends in with love-fueled chaos like confetti at a first dance.
🍑 Bachelorette (and Bachelor) Parties: Booty Painting, Nude Models, and Full-Body Chaos
You could rent a limo and awkwardly sip warm Prosecco OR… you could splatter paint a consenting nude model, cackle until your sides hurt, and create paint-streaked memories you actually want to remember.
We are that friend in mobile art studio form.
Your party could include:
- 💋 Bootie painting (yes. it’s exactly what it sounds like)
- 👯 Nude model drawing sessions (with a whole lot of giggling)
- 🖌️ Paint-your-partner games (bonus points for competitive couples)
- 🍸 Optional bartender/mixologist (we bring the bubbles, you bring the bad decisions)
Plus all the neon paint, protective gear, and wild vibes you can handle.
Whether you want classy & cheeky or full gremlin mode, we’ve got the flexibility to match your group’s energy.
💜 Why It Works
Because it’s:
- Inclusive
- Weirdly healing
- Hilariously bonding
- Completely different from every other event you’ve been to
This isn’t about art skills. It’s about being together. It’s about screaming “I love you!” in colour. It’s about shaking off the stress of planning and letting your body move, play, and throw some paint around like the radiant chaos fairy you are.
📅 Let’s Splatter the Love
The Splatter Bus is fully customizable and ready to roll. Whether you’re planning a pre-wedding bash, a surprise engagement splatter, or just want a magical mess before the Big Day—we’re here for it.
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